When the only thing left to do i lie..

When the only thing left to do i lie... 

I have always been a good lier...
i can lie to get out of anything.. but i know someone who can't lie at all, even to save herself.
This has cause numerous troubles for her and implicating me in her lack of lying abilities.


I love this girl to bits but the amount of trouble we have gotten into because of this is countless :|
She can't even lie to cops...
One example..
Officer: What are you ladys doing out at 4:00am on a tuesday morning?
Girl: Going to the movies
WHO THE FUCK GOES TO THE MOVIES AT 4:00am ON A TUESDAY MORNING!!!
this is only an example of what she would say to tell you an actual story would give away her identity.

But lying was never her strong point... so to all you lads out there if you think that she is lying to you think again because she couldn't even do it to save the love of her life from leaving her..

But i can lie my way out of anything...

In any given situation i could lie to you with you realising it...

I may be lying to you to save you from something.. or lying to you because i feel that its for your own good....

So think about that...

Lot's Of Love

   The Chapel Street Princess

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