So when it's time to go to bed and The Recent Add On automatically comes upstairs with you.... Good thing?

When there is more than just sweet hooks going on in the bedroom.... More..For Example... Talking and laughing and joking and betting your pants on whether or not your using your tongue to lick him or your lip :) 

Let's just say i lost the pants :P on purpose? ;)

haha, but i'm going to melbourne for a funeral, tonight and he's taking me to the airport with The Joker and Pretty Little Bitch Girl.

So this is when it become awkward do you kiss at the airport or not? I don't know and I don't want to go to kiss him and then be like well this is awkward :|

GAH 

PRETTY LITTLE BITCH GIRL COME HOME I NEED ADVICE :) 

Lot's Of  Love 

    The Chapel Street Princess

       Xx

"I'm Single and I Like It" Fact or Fiction?

So If you hook up with your friend and its not awkward in the morning... is there possibility for seconds??
And then if there are seconds is there possibility for Thirds??
And Then if there is thirds and the decision has been made to the fact that "I'm Single and i like it" What happens because if you hook up four times there is a little more than just friends going on there....
Is It Fuck Buddies?
Is it Friends With Benefits?
Or Is It a possibility to the fact that your "I'm Single and like it" Is FUCKING CRAP..... I think that even though there is no third time yet it is possible that that the "I'm single and like it" is already crap!! :P

When your sitting on your porch and  The Joker, The Tickle Monster, The Recent Add On and Pretty Little Bitch Girl are all included in the sitting... and you look around and think yep the "I'm single and i like it" is extreme bullshit!!



Lot's Of Love
   The Chapel Street Princess
       Xx

The Extremely Awkward Moment...

The Moment when you hook up with one of your potential manly friends, whilst one of the other's talked about in your blog is in the bed. :)

So Last night everyone came over for some fun drinking time... Kings was played, Bullshit was played, Strip poker was played and last but not least Truth Or Dare.

So whilst Truth Or Dare was being played, Me the Chapel Street Princess was dared to Hook Up with The Recent Add On. Well This was no big deal until it was the next dare and the same dare was dared. This was also no big deal as i have previously hooked up with The Recent Add On.

When it came time to go to bed, The Recent Add On, The Joker and Me The Chapel Street Princess, all slept in my bed.

Well The Recent Add On and I began to do our thing all because we thought The Joker was asleep. Well let's just say after the Hooking up had been and gone, and we both got up to go to the bathroom, this is when it was established that The Joker was not in fact asleep but very very much awake :|

And then once it was established that The Joker was in fact awake, he demanded an apology, which i then proceeded to tell him i would apologise if i felt it warranted an apology, then proceeded to not give one... :D


Lot's Of Love
    The Chapel Street Princess
        Xx

So when you don't think things could get more complicated... They can, and i'm about to tell you how.
The Recent Add On came into the picture and lets just say for one the pool god didn't make the.. "Your Sleeping your way through my friends"Call,  He is peachy Keen on the idea. although the conversation has been had. the "I'm Single and i like it conversation"

Pretty Little Bitch Girl and The Pool God.... want to double date, but I'm very sorry we are friends and will remain that way, as far as i am concerned....
Or will it :)
I Just want to put it out into the bloggisphere that may just maybe the world will start to spin in a different way :)

And i just want to mention he was incredible in bed :)

Lot's Of Love
The Chapel Street Princess
     Xx

Pretty Little Bitch Girl Talks Chapel Street Princess Boys!

My darling Chapel Street Princess surely has a few young gentlemen in her near sight. The problem we discuss most minutes of most days is who she should chose, as they both would of course drop at the chance of having such an amazing lady friend on their arm.

Although there are many many possibilities of men for this wonderful lady to have, the two we cannot seem to decide between are: The Joker and The Tickle Monster.

The Joker. This young specimen is one who, by his title, clearly likes to make a few jokes every here and there.. Especially towards me, Pretty Little Bitch Girl. The Joker, i believe is quite a match for my lovely Chapel Street Princess as they mesh well and look oh so cute. The Joker and The Pool God are exceptionally close friends, so we see The Joker all the time.. This could be a plus. :)

The Tickle Monster on the other hand.. Oh how can i begin to explain this young man. I shall tell you about his name.. They go to bed, platonically as i shall share with you all.. He has not yet made ANY form of a move yet - despite the fact they share a bed all the time. This i personally find retarded as instead they just tickle each other and not 'tickle' i mean just tickle. This leading to hours of giggling and screaming from Chapel Street Princess, which is ok.. Pain in the ass when i have to get up early the next day (Tickle Monster - i hope you're reading this. Please gag her next time :)) The Tickle Monster and The Pool God are also very close friends, whom sometimes act that tiny bit too close.. But all is good.. Well The Chapel Street Princess and myself hope!

So there you have it, the run down on both the male eye candy in Chapel Street Princess' life..

But wait, there is more..

There is this one young man, who might i add always makes sure he smells nice. This is an extreme plus! This lovely lad i shall call Mega Mind, If you have seen the movie you shall understand. Mega Mind and The Chapel Street Princess are just friends.. Although they have spooned ;)
Mega Mind is amazing, so much so that he willingly gives me back massages when i'm too smashed to remove myself from his lap. I personally think this could work between the lovely young pair, as i quite fancy back massages.. So it would be real good for him to be around even more than normal.

The Chapel Street Princess is amazing.. So which ever boy she choses to lay her claws into better treat her right :) and remember that I, Pretty Little Bitch Girl am her best friend and i like clothes and drinks :) Also a fan of designers if you really want in into her underwear. So just to let you boys know, we both enjoy a little Prada every now and then.

To find out more amazing goss, check out my outstandingly awesome blog.   http://prettylittlebitchgirl.blogspot.com

Lots of Love,
     Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                          xx

Flooding and false Centrelink claims...

So Pretty Little Bitch Girl didn't get her cyclone money yet, due to false claims and what not.. So kinda sucks to be her... But when it finally comes through.... Who's at Paddy's for her shout :)
Because i'm in :D

Were moving in to our new house next week and i think that we should have a party :) Maybe we should wait till D.Cox gets home but who knows... i also think it should be next weekend :)

Pretty Little Bitch Girl only has a single bed in her room, because she shot gunned the larger room and the bed in it was the previous tenants.. so today at the real estate we found out that she gets two single bed so that will be nice for when her and The Pool God share until her mega rich parent's buy her a new one. :)
I also think that they should buy us a pool table and tall boys :)  Which they probs will if we ask :) if we ask pretty :D

Also anyone that comes to our house should bring us groceries or Vodka :) or any form of alcohol will be accepted as payment.. and if you stay at our house more than twice in a row we expect Shampoo & Conditioner and Toilet Paper, Toothpaste, After Sun Gel, Dishwasher Tablet's, Washing powder, or anything along these lines. :)

And for The Pool God and his minions we expect payment in other forms :P

Atm the creek behind our house is massively flooding... Am NOT a fan :)

Lot's of Love
   The Chapel Street Princess
      Xx

For D. Cox &hearts

So it's raining and Pretty Little Bitch Girl went to bed....this is why it sucks that D.Cox is away because i have no one to chill with and i am how would you put it.... FUCKING BORED!

77 people online on fb and i don't actually want to talk to any of them...

So i thought i would plug in my internet stick.. sit on the patio and blog some more....

And i got thinking.... once you live out of home is there any going back?

Can you answer to someone all over again?

Can you be home by a certain time?

Can you live by someone elses rules?

I don't really think you can.....

everyone i know that moves out of home and then back again regrets it massively..

I honestly don't think i could answer to someone....

"Why didn't you come home last night?"

"Why didn't you clean your room?"

I don't want to answer to someone i just want to be myself and do my own thing.

P.S: I Luff you ( sprawls hand over face)


Lot's of Love
The Chapel Street Princess
     Xx

Drug's, Love and Sex....What More Could You Want

So i will have you all believe that i moved to port for Pretty Little Bitch Girl (check out her blog :) ) when in fact it wasn't.....This was a decision made for me by me :)

It's always warm and most of the time it's sunny and majority of the people are friendly.. you may have to drive an hour to see a movie but you can buy alcohol next door to your house... there is a bottlo in basicly every street. :) I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not :P

Let's just say there isn't much to do in port besides get drunk and have sex :) You can always ask Pretty Little Bitch Girl.... she's been there done that. :P and with the getting drunk part.... The bouncer at The Central Hotel Main Street Port.. Calls her "Flasher" :D
The alcohol comes cheep or even free if you find a nice young man to supply you through the night... The Drugs flow freely and the sex comes as a package deal.

And once you do the deed with some one there everywhere....you can't escape them... For instance one guy thinks that there is possibility...
TRUST ME LOVE THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL IT WILL EVER HAPPEN AGAIN...
it was a druken boo boo.
If i did regrets it would be my biggest... But you can't escape he won't let you... even when you flirt excessivly with his friends and may even have something going on with one or two of them :P

Also choosing the right guy in a small town is hard because if you pick the wrong one your screwed.... So keep reading to find out which one i pick :D

Lot's of Love
    The Chapel Street Princess
      Xx

$400 Dolce and Gabbana Sunglasses.....

January of 2010 I forked out $400 for a pair of genuine Dolce and Gabbana Sunglasses which in January of 2011 i lost.   I can not find other pair anywhere Ebay, Opsm, D&G, sunglass hut everywhere i look has new stock.. which is understandable but annoying. When i want my pair and only my pair.... HOW THE FUCK do you LOSE $400 dollar sunnies.... It's not like i was uncarefull with them, they were there and then they weren't...
Whilst i was writing this blog i found a pair of Versace sunglasses on the website :)

Lot's of Love
  The Chapel Street Princess
      Xx

Darcy Cox- Lady's Man....

When i first met Darcy Cox i thought he was a tool.. and i have told him this many times.  The Day we met was Australia Day and the men of the far north are very patriotic, he was wearing an Australian Flag as a Cape and was drinking Red Bundy Rum, this stuff is awful may i add. He had stolen a sign from paddy's bar and was pulling it out of the tray of his ute as we arrived...

Moni and I were not entirely keen on the group of people that surrounded us, so we hoped back in my 4X4 and left. When the weekend came around we went to Paddy's Irish Bar in Port for 3 Dollar shots. This is where the Tale of....Darcy Cox.... A.K.A The Pool God, really beings.

Once all the three dollar shots we could possibly consume, had been consumed, We headed back to Mine and Moni's house... Darcy, Laney, Brendan, Singles, Kenny and Caitlin..  From this day forward i don't think Darcy Cox has left our side... this was up until he got a job in Fucking MELBOURNE.. the place i have just left. But thats okay he's flying and and out. :)
Darcy has some strange inclination that i want to sleep with every single one of his friends... Well let's just say not EVERY single one of them :P

Darcy thinks he is very funny. Most of the time he is... but if you think that in fact everything foxy coxy says is funny. I'm sorry to tell you your sadly mistaken.

I am also sadly inclined to tell you lady's that with all this boys charm and hilarity... surprisingly he's taken.. :P only certain lady's are good enough for Darcy and we will choose them, so that what we did, it may happen to be someone very close to home :) this you will never know..

But just so you are aware Darcy Cox is no mystery But all Man. :D

Lot's of Love 

The Chapel Street Princess

 xx

Why i Dislike Small Towns...

Sometime i wonder what my life would be like if things were different...

Sometimes i wonder what my life looks like to someone else..

Sometime i wonder what my life looks like from the outside..

If only people could have an honest opinion on things and be truthful, many people i know only tell you what they think you want to here sometimes the truth is all that needs to be known.. Honestly i think you make it worse for yourself when you lie, even if you think it's for the best, the truth will always come out and you'll be fucked.

When someone lies to your face about something important when you already know the truth i think thats the worst thing.  for example: " No i didn't cheat on you".... well buddy i'm sorry to inform you but those people you think are your friends but are really mine.. told me what they saw and they wouldn't lie to me because we have something called respect something that you clearly lost... for yourself and for everyone else.

You may believe that he can change. Honey one piece of advice that i can give you. THEY NEVER CHANGE.

One more thing that i find strange about FNQ is that because majority of my friends are males automatically makes me slutty... geez cheers for that, because the boys come home with us on a weekly basis makes us tarty and clearly were sleeping with all of them. Well not that it's actually any of your business, but were not.

I find it quite comical that every last one of the barmen at the pub think that just because we rock up with the boys means they get to take us home... maybe we just like their company.

Just because your not getting any action doesn't mean those that are, are super sluts.. Maybe Pretty Little Bitch Girl is on occasion :P
But that doesn't mean shes actually a slut.

This is what i dislike about Small Towns :)

Lot's of Love
    The Chapel Street Princess
          xx

Road Tripping...

Moving to Port Douglas was random and completely irrational..  Moni and I were sitting at Beach watching the water when all of a sudden a couple got out of the cab of his ute and climbed into the tray... i had an epiphany... " Why not move to Port Douglas?"... so the question was Why the hell not?

So two days later i resigned from the most amazing job in the world.. ( I loved working at windsor deli.. Kat and Al are amazing and most of the staff :P I love making good coffee... i go to so many coffee shops that are shit, i have decided that i will no longer pay for bad coffee. Just so you know, one place your coffee will always be immaculate is Windsor Deli.. 33 Hornby Street, Windsor, Victoria 3181.)

So i left my amazing job and four days later i begun the road trip that lead me to my new life. :D

Moni, Nat and I left at 6:00am on Sunday the 23rd of January.. We basically drove straight through to Port, where we arrived at 4:30am on Australia Day.

Was the most uncomfortable three days of my life :)

The Road Trip was fun and exciting.. but nat was in some weird mood and wanted to get home ASAP so couldn't stop anywhere or do anything. We only stopped to pee, eat and get fuel. 

Sleeping when we weren't driving and eating when we were driving :) was fun, but it would have been better had we got to explore the country.. swim along the east coast of Australia. :) 

Port Douglas is amazing.. but there is no good coffee as i mentioned, there is not alot of shopping to be done, there is no where to go clubbing and there is some incredible talent.. Not to the liking's of Chapel Street but a close second :)

Lot's of Love

     The Chapel Street Princess

         xx