Darcy Cox- Lady's Man....

When i first met Darcy Cox i thought he was a tool.. and i have told him this many times.  The Day we met was Australia Day and the men of the far north are very patriotic, he was wearing an Australian Flag as a Cape and was drinking Red Bundy Rum, this stuff is awful may i add. He had stolen a sign from paddy's bar and was pulling it out of the tray of his ute as we arrived...

Moni and I were not entirely keen on the group of people that surrounded us, so we hoped back in my 4X4 and left. When the weekend came around we went to Paddy's Irish Bar in Port for 3 Dollar shots. This is where the Tale of....Darcy Cox.... A.K.A The Pool God, really beings.

Once all the three dollar shots we could possibly consume, had been consumed, We headed back to Mine and Moni's house... Darcy, Laney, Brendan, Singles, Kenny and Caitlin..  From this day forward i don't think Darcy Cox has left our side... this was up until he got a job in Fucking MELBOURNE.. the place i have just left. But thats okay he's flying and and out. :)
Darcy has some strange inclination that i want to sleep with every single one of his friends... Well let's just say not EVERY single one of them :P

Darcy thinks he is very funny. Most of the time he is... but if you think that in fact everything foxy coxy says is funny. I'm sorry to tell you your sadly mistaken.

I am also sadly inclined to tell you lady's that with all this boys charm and hilarity... surprisingly he's taken.. :P only certain lady's are good enough for Darcy and we will choose them, so that what we did, it may happen to be someone very close to home :) this you will never know..

But just so you are aware Darcy Cox is no mystery But all Man. :D

Lot's of Love 

The Chapel Street Princess

 xx